Get over here and let me love you.

But, no really, we should clearly do this. Susan would love to sort out this poor kid and keep a (stern) watchful eye on him. And eventually we can traumatize him with who she actually is, because his Canon clearly wasn't doing enough of that already.

Also, given that he's a bootlegger and Susan is tired of tasting the Magic in all the alcohol she pulls out of the closets, she may have to get him to make her some legitimate Scumble. Or Counterwise Wine. Because that can't possibly go awry.