[That's...that's a Dorito. A Dorito in a top hat. And a bow tie. With limbs. And flames.
Wirt stares for a while, not sure how to process this nacho-flavored floating nightmare. All instincts are screaming that he should probably leave it alone forever and pretend he never saw it, and really he wants to do that. But, he has to ask.]
...What are you?
[Because he's seen some pretty weird things, but floating Dorito is definitely up near the top of his Weirdest Things list, fighting for the top spot with skeleton pumpkins.]
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Wirt stares for a while, not sure how to process this nacho-flavored floating nightmare. All instincts are screaming that he should probably leave it alone forever and pretend he never saw it, and really he wants to do that. But, he has to ask.]
...What are you?
[Because he's seen some pretty weird things, but floating Dorito is definitely up near the top of his Weirdest Things list, fighting for the top spot with skeleton pumpkins.]