[This Dorito is a snappy dresser and an all-around Cool Guy, one who doesn't appreciate the implication that he's a floating spiced potato chip. When Bill hears the poor excuse for an introduction he flickers out of existence and reappears in front of the small child dressed like a lawn ornament.

His single eye narrows for a moment, then-]

GПӨMΣ ΉΛƬ!

[He laughs, and the sound is grating - a whisper curls through his voice that isn't quite intelligible.]

YӨЦ KПӨЩ, I ƬΉӨЦGΉƬ IƬ ЩΛƧ PЯΣƬƬY ЩΣIЯD ƧΣΣIПG ƧYMBӨᄂƧ I DIDП'Ƭ MΛKΣ, I BЦƬ ᄃΛП DΣFIПIƬΣᄂY ƧΣΣ YӨЦ. ΉӨЩ'Ƨ YӨЦЯ BЯӨƬΉΣЯ? ΣΛƬIПG ЯӨᄃKƧ ƧӨMΣЩΉΣЯΣ? ΉΛ ΉΛ!