That's pretty crazy, Sam. [Their lives do kind of win most Crazy Life contests back home. Ash considers.] So, what, did we fall down the rabbit hole? Are we gonna lose our heads if we stay here?

[Valid questions, Ash thinks. He's a little fuzzy on the original stories but he definitely remembers the Queen of Hearts trying to take off everyone's head.]

I thought I was fishing too far into Heaven, but this is ridiculous.