improvident: IПVΣƧƬ IП GӨᄂD (ƬΉΣ ӨᄂD PΣӨPᄂΣ ΛЯΣ ЯIGΉƬ)
BIᄂᄂ ᄃIPΉΣЯ ([personal profile] improvident) wrote in [community profile] entranceworks 2015-04-02 11:46 pm (UTC)

I ᄂIKΣ ƬΉΣ ƧIMPᄂΣ ƬΉIПGƧ IП ᄂIFΣ. PЦPPΣƬЯY. MΛЯGΛЯIƬΛƧ. ΉЦMΛП ƧΛᄃЯIFIᄃΣƧ IП ΛᄃƬIVΣ VӨᄂᄃΛПӨΣƧ.

[That old chestnut.]

ΛПD YӨЦ KПӨЩ ЩΉΛƬ ƬΉΣY ƧΛY,

[Somewhere behind him, perhaps in his head, the young, intrepid Gnome Hat will hear a low buzzing sound, the static pop from an old timey electric radio coupled with the terrified shrieking of a cat. Maybe the cat is at the vet. Maybe the cat is being thrown out a four-story window. Maybe the cat is being skinned, because †hêrê årê §ð måñ¥ w奧 †ð §kïñ å ¢å†.]

GƧVIV'Ή Mᄂ YFΉЯMVΉΉ ӨЯPV KӨZGV GVXGᄂMЯX YFΉЯMVΉΉ!

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