She challenged me to mini-golf, actually. She wasn't that bad, either. But no, I would've totally crushed her, but--then you guys bribed these, like little mini-golf creatures to help you win.

Oh, and then they tried to kill Mabel and I, so, like, we totally busted outta there. If I remember correctly, you elected to leave me behind. Mabel was the one who kicked butt.

[She seems more at ease, recounting the tale. Despite her near constant condescension, her voice is almost fond. Weirdly fond, for someone talking about a past attempt on her life.

Still, it's so, so, so weird giving Mabel Pines compliments. She almost feels sick, imagining what her parents would think. But it's also getting easier with each compliment. Weird.]

Don't feel too bad about the fact that I totally creamed your sister, though. I'm, like, kind of globally ranked.