Course not. Things don’t ever turn out to be that easy. [He’s about to make a joke of his own, but cuts himself off when Jefferson beats him to it. Funny thing, not too many people jump straight to portals, and fewer to mirrors. It’s enough to make him wonder.]

Not even a magic bean. [Said with all the seriousness of someone who actually believes in that sort of thing.] You sound like you’ve got some experience with this sort of thing. That just from being in Wonderland before?