[How did Rick know there was a Morty in da hizouse? Does he have Morty senses? A Morty detector (like a metal detector but shitty)? Did someone just tell him?]
[Actually none of these are true but there's still a Rick kicking down the nearest door, flask in one hand and some kind of tentacle monster in the other. Only technically the tentacle monster is actually trying to eat his arm and Rick is screaming bloody Rick-murder.]
MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER DIE YOU STUPID MAGICAL SHITLORD--
[Slamming his arm/tentacle monster into the nearest wall repeatedly. Oh hey, a convenient Morty. Rick waves the now hissing and shrieking tentacle monster at him.]
Morty, it's TRYING TO EAT ME MORTY IT T-TURNED ON ITS CREATOR LIKE SOME KIND OF SHITTY FRANKENSTEIN METAPHOR MORTY DON'T JUST S-STAND THERE FUCKING KILL IT!!
[mansion] the sound i made was not human
[Actually none of these are true but there's still a Rick kicking down the nearest door, flask in one hand and some kind of tentacle monster in the other. Only technically the tentacle monster is actually trying to eat his arm and Rick is screaming bloody Rick-murder.]
MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER DIE YOU STUPID MAGICAL SHITLORD--
[Slamming his arm/tentacle monster into the nearest wall repeatedly. Oh hey, a convenient Morty. Rick waves the now hissing and shrieking tentacle monster at him.]
Morty, it's TRYING TO EAT ME MORTY IT T-TURNED ON ITS CREATOR LIKE SOME KIND OF SHITTY FRANKENSTEIN METAPHOR MORTY DON'T JUST S-STAND THERE FUCKING KILL IT!!