About as likely as anything else he could tell the guy about this place, but he'll get the practical demonstration in time.

"Philip."

Christ, remember when he still did that with a surname and a handshake? Yeah no, he wouldn't want to think about it either.

"Stuck here for about half a decade now, so if you've got more questions than the brochure can answer, now's probably a good time to get them off your chest. I could give you the grand tour too, since I just so happen to be short on other obligations for the next... well, infinity, probably."