[Jeremy Gilbert is too young to be here. He's at least two years under the arbitrary American barrier to entry for liquor. However, he he's stationed at the bar anyway, downing as many shots of hard liquor he can manage before someone cuts him off. Trapped in a Hell dimension with baby versions of the emotional baggage he moved cross-country to avoid, who are so young they don't even remember becoming emotional baggage? This needs booze.
He speaks aloud to whoever feels like answering.]
Some people think this might be karma. If it is, what're you in for?
gardens
[Yeah, sure. It's pretty out here. But out here is where the good lumber is. It's the closest thing this place has to raw materials, the kind of weaponry that comes from someone suspicious of the closet materials. Today, from noon until sunset, there's a teenager playing Lumberjack. He's out in a tanktop, chopping down a tree, cutting up logs, and whittling decidedly stake-shaped items. It's habit, mostly. Makes him feel productive.]
Jeremy Gilbert | The Vampire Diaries
[Jeremy Gilbert is too young to be here. He's at least two years under the arbitrary American barrier to entry for liquor. However, he he's stationed at the bar anyway, downing as many shots of hard liquor he can manage before someone cuts him off. Trapped in a Hell dimension with baby versions of the emotional baggage he moved cross-country to avoid, who are so young they don't even remember becoming emotional baggage? This needs booze.
He speaks aloud to whoever feels like answering.]
Some people think this might be karma. If it is, what're you in for?
gardens
[Yeah, sure. It's pretty out here. But out here is where the good lumber is. It's the closest thing this place has to raw materials, the kind of weaponry that comes from someone suspicious of the closet materials. Today, from noon until sunset, there's a teenager playing Lumberjack. He's out in a tanktop, chopping down a tree, cutting up logs, and whittling decidedly stake-shaped items. It's habit, mostly. Makes him feel productive.]