I was saving you the bother of doing your job? [She's got at least a hundred of these lines and Simon, working in the bar, will likely hear them all before long.]

It's not nice to taunt the needy, you know that, right?! [Trying to sell her scowl. It might be more intimidating if she weren't a tiny person and weren't at risk of face planting any second now.]

Okay... [The scowl melting away as she throws a hand out to try and maintain balance.] A little help?!