[Oh look, it's the face of that guy you probably never wanted to see again. Ever. But like a bad penny, here he is. In the flesh, so to speak. Well, it's a video, but details. More importantly, he's not wearing his trademark mask. Bizarre, right?]

Yeah. Sorry, sweetheart, haven't heard that name bouncing around the ECHOnet, but hey, it's not like I keep a close eye on it or anything. That would just be... creepy. Anyway, you're in some alien dimension, probably far, far away from your home--wherever the hell that is--and it doesn't look like we're getting sent back any time soon. So, yeah. Buckle in, babe. There's no getting off this ride until it kicks you off.

[Okay, so Jack likes to reply to the lost and confused hotties when they show up. Since when is helping damsels a crime?]