So when you tell that story my reaction is always more like "Fitz was SUCH AN ASSHOLE in that thread though!" And am mystified that anyone would look at Captain America breaking up a fight between two whiny adult children and want to play with them afterward.

And this note means SO much coming from you. It started out as a "eh, Fitz is afraid of vampires, this should be funny" and turned into this complex web of codependencies that I don't know how I lived without. Your Klaus is MAGICAL and I feel so lucky to be able to play this out with you ;-;