[No mocking here! Not now at least, as the reality sets in that unless he figures something out, this man-sized toaster is going to be taking a particularly deadly dip.]

It would certainly be an electrifying experience for us both!

[His cheeky smirk downplays the low level panic of "oh goodness did Alphys make me water proof why did I never ask?" going through his head.]

I suppose I'll have to find another way around the river. I'm assuming you know how to swim?