I'm afraid my 'beliefs', as you put it, have no bearing on this situation whatsoever.

[As he continues to look peeved about the whole thing.]

If they did, I would likely have quite a bit more control over the situation. Instead, I've been transported to several different dimensions and had my entire life completely rewritten for a time. It's been very disorienting, not to mention annoying.

[A beat.]

Oh, and there was a monster made of discarded Halloween candy that would eat anyone who decided not to trick-or-treat.