[Noah opens his mouth, closes it. Lifting one hand, a finger raised and yet, for a time, there's no words.]

Am I asking... I mean, if I asked for you to take off the glasses, would I be violating some rule? I mean, if it's like a green ribbon around the neck type thing, then pretend I never asked.

Because really? Right now? You're like seriously a doppelganger for my friend.