[ The screen shows a non-descript man, possibly in his forties, with brown hair, a magnificent mustache, and a stern expression. He stares angrily at the comm. It's easy to tell when he sees the blinking light that indicates the comm is recording - his eyes widen almost imperceptibly, his features darken, and then he lunges toward the device.
The screen next shows a blur as Ron repeatedly hits it against the side of the desk as he tries to break it. ]
Around Wonderland
He doesn't belong here. He knows he doesn't belong here. He belongs back in Pawnee, and this is not Pawnee. The only adequate reason to leave Pawnee is for above-average steak. And that's a problem, because by all appearances, this is Eagleton, and Eagleton doesn't have above-average steak.
This place is fancy. He doesn't like fancy. All people need are four walls and a roof. Even modern plumbing is an unnecessary luxury. So this mansion? He hates it. He doesn't know how he got to Eagleton, but buildings like this are why he tries to avoid it at all costs.
But he isn't going to get back home if he just stays were he is.
He heads out into the hallways and around the grounds, looking for the road that will take him home. No way is he calling someone for help and admitting he got lost in (cringe) Eagleton.
Ron Swanson | Parks & Rec | OTA
[ The screen shows a non-descript man, possibly in his forties, with brown hair, a magnificent mustache, and a stern expression. He stares angrily at the comm. It's easy to tell when he sees the blinking light that indicates the comm is recording - his eyes widen almost imperceptibly, his features darken, and then he lunges toward the device.
The screen next shows a blur as Ron repeatedly hits it against the side of the desk as he tries to break it. ]
Around Wonderland
He doesn't belong here. He knows he doesn't belong here. He belongs back in Pawnee, and this is not Pawnee. The only adequate reason to leave Pawnee is for above-average steak. And that's a problem, because by all appearances, this is Eagleton, and Eagleton doesn't have above-average steak.
This place is fancy. He doesn't like fancy. All people need are four walls and a roof. Even modern plumbing is an unnecessary luxury. So this mansion? He hates it. He doesn't know how he got to Eagleton, but buildings like this are why he tries to avoid it at all costs.
But he isn't going to get back home if he just stays were he is.
He heads out into the hallways and around the grounds, looking for the road that will take him home. No way is he calling someone for help and admitting he got lost in (cringe) Eagleton.