Kidnapped you? [ Leslie scoffs dismissively. ] Why would I kidnap you? That - that's ridiculous. You're being ridiculous. [ He begins slamming the device against the desk again, and Leslie raises her voice to be heard over the noise, undeterred. ] Think about it, Ron! Why would I bring you somewhere that wasn't Pawnee? We have to stick together! Pawneeans of Wonderland unite! We have to look on the bright side, Ron - Ron?