[she makes a selfie face for the camera. with the duck lips. you know the one.]
Now I know not all of you know the true and full extent of what that means for you and your poor, boring, Gina-less lives. But you don't have to worry any more, because I'm here, gracing you all with my beautiful, angelic presence for at least the remainder the rest of eternity, apparently.
[not that she sounds happy about that, but she has read the things on the network. she got the idea.]
I guess it's all not bad, huh? With those sweet closets.
[the camera pans to, you guessed it, a closet.] Boom, dance shoes. [she opens it and shoes come out and then closes it again.] Boom, yoga mat. [once again, opening, getting the yoga mat, and then closing] Boom, police taser. [you got the idea. gina laughs, then pans back to herself] That's never gonna get old.
Anyway, here's the deal, ya gurl Gina runs a dance team and a police department back home and she's gonna be bored without at least one of those back. Since none of you look like cops and can't even stand in for the poor, wayward, useless souls of the nine-nine, we're going to have to go with dance teams. Shoot me a text if you think you can dance and be prepared to meet me on the floor, 'cause it's about to be on!
[ she does a BOOM hand gesture - throwing her hand up and then down. ]
And all you non-dancer types, you can keep your eyes peeled on my blog while I bring you the highlight reel of Gina in Wonderland. Stay classy, kids.
gina linetti | brooklyn 99
Hello, uh, Wonderland? It is I, Gina Linetti.
[she makes a selfie face for the camera. with the duck lips. you know the one.]
Now I know not all of you know the true and full extent of what that means for you and your poor, boring, Gina-less lives. But you don't have to worry any more, because I'm here, gracing you all with my beautiful, angelic presence for at least the remainder the rest of eternity, apparently.
[not that she sounds happy about that, but she has read the things on the network. she got the idea.]
I guess it's all not bad, huh? With those sweet closets.
[the camera pans to, you guessed it, a closet.] Boom, dance shoes. [she opens it and shoes come out and then closes it again.] Boom, yoga mat. [once again, opening, getting the yoga mat, and then closing] Boom, police taser. [you got the idea. gina laughs, then pans back to herself] That's never gonna get old.
Anyway, here's the deal, ya gurl Gina runs a dance team and a police department back home and she's gonna be bored without at least one of those back. Since none of you look like cops and can't even stand in for the poor, wayward, useless souls of the nine-nine, we're going to have to go with dance teams. Shoot me a text if you think you can dance and be prepared to meet me on the floor, 'cause it's about to be on!
[ she does a BOOM hand gesture - throwing her hand up and then down. ]
And all you non-dancer types, you can keep your eyes peeled on my blog while I bring you the highlight reel of Gina in Wonderland. Stay classy, kids.