It took MJ approximately one day to take Wonderland by storm.

It took less than that to appropriate its closets and all the wonders it can retrieve.

It took her about a week to discover the palm pilot this spooky place gifted her with -- a device that had just been released in her world, and she could never afford -- brought with it a treasure trove of emojis, youtube videos, and a full season of The Bachelorette.

Oh, and if anyone asks, her favorite snapchat filter is the flower halo. Duh.

And finally, it took her a month to open her very own nightclub. Apparently, there already was one, but this gal has needs that not even the devil himself can meet. Themed parties, disco nights, and even karaoke: MJ's got you covered. She's the hostest with the mostest, and if you ever come by, she'll greet you with a killer smile and every intention that you have fun. Wonderland is way too depressing for her tastes.

"What can I do ya for?"

pick your own adventure! mj rolls with anything.