[ peter tries to cover his wince. when groot looks like that, he feels like he's killed ten kittens. groot's his friend, his naive, uneducated, very innocent friend, and now he looks really devastated by the idea of turning into a rock. he thinks to tell him that he'd make a cute rock. would his name be grock? does he have rock relatives? what does his family tree look like, pun intended? ]
Use your hands, I can't — [ is there any point? ]
Don't you know Wonderland, Groot? You shouldn't lick anything here unless I tell you it's okay! I know Wonderland. It's that place where you don't lick anything because you could possibly turn into a cat uglier than Rocket. [ he looks at groot, ignoring how his vision is a little smeared. ] Do you want to turn into a cat uglier than Rocket? I mean, that'd be a big reach, you know? Dude needs a bit of a trim, but for the record I think you'd make a really handsome kind of cat, if a little weedy.
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[ peter tries to cover his wince. when groot looks like that, he feels like he's killed ten kittens. groot's his friend, his naive, uneducated, very innocent friend, and now he looks really devastated by the idea of turning into a rock. he thinks to tell him that he'd make a cute rock. would his name be grock? does he have rock relatives? what does his family tree look like, pun intended? ]
Use your hands, I can't — [ is there any point? ]
Don't you know Wonderland, Groot? You shouldn't lick anything here unless I tell you it's okay! I know Wonderland. It's that place where you don't lick anything because you could possibly turn into a cat uglier than Rocket. [ he looks at groot, ignoring how his vision is a little smeared. ] Do you want to turn into a cat uglier than Rocket? I mean, that'd be a big reach, you know? Dude needs a bit of a trim, but for the record I think you'd make a really handsome kind of cat, if a little weedy.