[Turn into a cat?] I am Groooooot. [Yeah, right, that is bullshit! He's not going to fall for that one, Peter already used that one before! Only it was a dog and it was to stop him from trying to eat the steering wheel - steering wheels will turn him into uglier dogs than Rocket. Well, he eats it all the time when no one is around and he is still not an ugly dog.
Lies. He sees Peter's lies. He pulls a face at them and sticks out his tongue]
I am Groot! [He is a Groot, only a Groot and you can't stop him from licking things ... as long as those things aren't bad tasting. Like this device. Tastes like fingers. He doesn't like the taste of those things. He ate one once. It was gross.]
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Lies. He sees Peter's lies. He pulls a face at them and sticks out his tongue]
I am Groot! [He is a Groot, only a Groot and you can't stop him from licking things ... as long as those things aren't bad tasting. Like this device. Tastes like fingers. He doesn't like the taste of those things. He ate one once. It was gross.]