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star-munch. ([personal profile] astrological) wrote in [community profile] entranceworks 2017-06-02 09:21 am (UTC)

[ dammit. ]

No, buddy — Watch your language! [ get your shit together, groot. ] Watch out for the cats — and I'm not lying about that one, alright? There's this giant cat that likes to sit in trees. He just randomly appears, you know? Like a — like stuff that just randomly appears out of nowhere!

[ he's seriously worried about you, groot. the more he talks, the more he remembers about wonderland and that it's a weird as hell place. it's weirder than having kurt russell turn into david hasselhoff. ]

Don't eat that! You could end up turning into something. I'm not joking about Wonderland turning people into things, man! It did it to Alice! Made her small and then ... [ peter stops for a moment. then his eyes go wide, then he schools his face. ]

[ a lightbulb goes off over his head. literally — he's in a room filled with lightbulbs latched onto the ceiling. ]


Hey, Groot. Have you tried eating any cupcakes?

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