You know the mansion's got, like, a trillion bazillion floors, right?
[ no, groot probably doesn't know this. rather than sigh, peter holds it in. it's best if he's positive, right? he's heard that being positive in his reinforcements generates better results, and groot's clearly out of his element here. there's nothing to gain if he upsets him, and an upset groot is like watching a tree weep — because that's literally what he watches when groot's upset. ]
Pick the thing up! Flip it over. You know how I do it with my mixtapes? Do that! Pretend it's a cassette and we're going to play the other side. Except the other side is just my face.
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[ no, groot probably doesn't know this. rather than sigh, peter holds it in. it's best if he's positive, right? he's heard that being positive in his reinforcements generates better results, and groot's clearly out of his element here. there's nothing to gain if he upsets him, and an upset groot is like watching a tree weep — because that's literally what he watches when groot's upset. ]
Pick the thing up! Flip it over. You know how I do it with my mixtapes? Do that! Pretend it's a cassette and we're going to play the other side. Except the other side is just my face.