Yeah, I know. Groot's cool, and he's got a good rhythm to him for a baby tree.

[ peter doesn't even blink. is it insulting to groot if he doesn't find himself threatened by him? perhaps it is; perhaps peter's just as thick as a tree trunk to not realise he should be up in arms by what gamora's implying. ]

[ or he's acting calm on purpose. if he doesn't rise to her bait, maybe he'll unsettle her. gamora's someone who knows how to deal with violence. what she doesn't seem well-equipped with is softness. and peter baiting her back with such a hand seems the best way to win this little war right now. ]

You should see him do the Moonwalk. Classic. Even better than MJ himself!

[ yes, peter quill is being an a-hole right now. throws line into sea, waits for the very awesome fish to bite. ]

[ please bite. ]