Groot, you need a knife and fork! Weren't you told how to eat at the dinner table?
[ he doesn't actually know tree etiquette. do you eat with your hands? do you even eat pies? he thinks to pull a napkin out of thin air but decides it's useless. if he tries to clean up groot now, he'll just be a mess in two seconds anyway. ]
[ he looks at groot's request. the dad face is on. ]
You don't need that much whipped cream. You're going to get sick, and then I'm going to have to deal with you being sick. And I've got to say, you're not fun when you're sick. Like, I didn't even know trees could get sick except for when they seep sap, but when you're sick you just seep everything else. It's kind of gross.
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Groot, you need a knife and fork! Weren't you told how to eat at the dinner table?
[ he doesn't actually know tree etiquette. do you eat with your hands? do you even eat pies? he thinks to pull a napkin out of thin air but decides it's useless. if he tries to clean up groot now, he'll just be a mess in two seconds anyway. ]
[ he looks at groot's request. the dad face is on. ]
You don't need that much whipped cream. You're going to get sick, and then I'm going to have to deal with you being sick. And I've got to say, you're not fun when you're sick. Like, I didn't even know trees could get sick except for when they seep sap, but when you're sick you just seep everything else. It's kind of gross.