You can't eat all of that at once. You're going to ruin the whipped cream experience!

[ listen to him, groot. not only is he older and wiser, he's human. whipped cream was made for his kind. he has lived through so many wondrous and disastrous whipped cream moments that, if groot was smart, he'd use that to his advantage. good thing groot is an intelligent little stub of a tree. ]

[ he'd inform him he's going to be as sick as a dog, but peter has the foresight to know groot probably won't like being compared to a dog, even innocently, and that talking to him about getting sick is only going to make him to the thing even more. children, man. ]

Are you going to be okay opening that? Have you ever eaten whipped cream before? There's an art to it, Groot. An art.