[ Community input!! Leslie sits up straight, listening to the man attentively. He sounds a little like someone from one of Ben's TV shows. The ones where they talk about things like oscillating warp drive plasma arrays and yell at the computer a lot.

Until the end. She blinks, momentarily stunned into silence. ]

That's...that's a very strong sentiment, sir.

[ Stinks? Stinks? Eagleton stinks. Libraries stink. Wonderland may not be Pawnee, but come on. Magic closets. Leslie smiles encouragingly. ]

I'm sure that you can think of something you love about this place. C'mon. One thing.