[ he pretends the nudge hurts. bringing his hand to his chest, he rubs at the spot where she's touched him and mouths ow with a slight pull to his brows. gamora is an assassin, a fierce green-skinned warrior who takes no shit and delivers it to those who are annoyances in the galaxy, and yet her touch is so, so soft. ]

[ pretending to be injured goes right out the door when he gets what she's implying. oh stars no, sister! he could totally take on baby groot in fight club. he's the brad pitt here! or maybe the edward norton. he's the lead here! ]

I could take on Groot! Just because he's a tree and grows to be super, super tall and super strong and super indestructible doesn't mean that I don't stand a chance! I'm Star-Lord. He's a I am Groot. What kind of fighter name is that?