I know, but you'd be amazed how much people are glued t' these things around here. You might miss something.

[now that he's been properly asked, he turns it on and hands it back, using a claw to sort of scroll through the feed. i have no idea how the comms work here. I assume it's like a tumblr feed.] Welcome to the all meaningless chatter station. If you see one you like, you can respond to it like that.

[and he taps on one at random, because someone definitely deserves Groot weighing in on whatever the hell they're talking about today.]