[ he really, really does not hope for this. if groot hears it, he thinks the tree will cry and refuse to speak to him ever again. and peter really cannot have that at all. so, please, no one tell him! ]
Because I'd kick his ass! Tiny Peter could totally take on Tiny Groot!
[ no, he could not. because even if he did try, groot's had experience of being a baby while peter's used to being a fully grown man. this was not a well-thought out idea. he really wishes to backtrack right now but, because he's stupid and he wants to impress gamora out of some odd urge he doesn't quite understand, he doesn't. ]
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[ he really, really does not hope for this. if groot hears it, he thinks the tree will cry and refuse to speak to him ever again. and peter really cannot have that at all. so, please, no one tell him! ]
Because I'd kick his ass! Tiny Peter could totally take on Tiny Groot!
[ no, he could not. because even if he did try, groot's had experience of being a baby while peter's used to being a fully grown man. this was not a well-thought out idea. he really wishes to backtrack right now but, because he's stupid and he wants to impress gamora out of some odd urge he doesn't quite understand, he doesn't. ]