Wow. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed, fell out, and decided to leave the house swinging today.

[ Hey, pageant brain comes with a side of 'bitchy because we don't eat a lot of calories' attitude. Nice! ]

Let's see, there's: magic food, magic closets, we got here by apparating or going through a hidden port key or...something. If that's not the wizarding world of Harry Potter, then what is?