Darlin', I am a respectable gentleman and I will not have us known as that couple caught fornicating in a storeroom on their first day.

[ honestly, woman. just because he bed you in a largely uninhabited wooded area doesn't mean he's up to frolicking in public. they have a black badge reputation to uphold and not soil that quickly. give it time. try to be something of a responsible adult for a little while, at least. ]