[It is unsettling, but in a way Natasha can tag and set aside to process later. For the moment, she ignores the way the hairs on the back of her next stand up. Convincingly pretending it's not uncomfortable is about as good as she can offer just now.]

Honestly, I don't care if you're trying to get out of your workout—if she's you girlfriend, though I feel like I should warn you, she's going to find out.