[Bart blinked at that. Nobody was supposed to get that joke, unless he met Max once again. And it was something he said more in a way of derailing Bart's babbling at the time.]

[The hyphenation thing, though, that would be horrible.]

I guess it would have been Thawne-Allen if Mom had hyphenated, but considering she got disowned, that was never going to happen. It's just Allen. Bart Allen.

And yes, my life is totally messed up, even compared to some of my friends.