As you approach the familiar sight of Wonderland's vendors- most likely giving it a wide berth as most sane people do- you are struck by an unusual sight. As, right in front of the bazaar of traders, is a large red building- with the words 'Fantasy Costco' right on the front. How did this building get here, you wonder?
You might even wonder that aloud- and should you choose to make that mistake, a voice will seem to materialize from behind you. "Oh, ANYTHING's possible if you can make the right deeeal! And if you happen to know a few dark, ancient, and forbidden pieces of mercantile sorcery!"
"My friends here," the oddly incomprehensible yet somehow catlike man says with an extravagant wave of his arm, gesturing towards the vendors, "really are my kind of people! They too like to make deals! They may not be the most talkative sort, but I feel at home here. Now, I don't plan on dealing in memories the way my colleagues do... But do beware if you wish to engage in a game of wits and wagers with Garfield, the Deals Warlock! Without any gold or coin to trade in, I may have to start making darker deals, if you want any of my wares." His eyebrows waggle a bit, in a playfully menacing way.
You are then led into the Fantasy Costco- or perhaps you didn't say a goddamn word and just walked in yourself, to see the sprawling shelves of magical goods- and either way, once you enter, you hear a nice upbeat jingle. And if you were one of those lucky few to not reference what the hell is going on aloud, yet still unlucky enough to enter this realm of sorcery and deals, you'd instead see the robed feline figure behind the counter, waving and welcoming you in.
Garfield The Deals Warlock (Adventure Zone)
You might even wonder that aloud- and should you choose to make that mistake, a voice will seem to materialize from behind you. "Oh, ANYTHING's possible if you can make the right deeeal! And if you happen to know a few dark, ancient, and forbidden pieces of mercantile sorcery!"
"My friends here," the oddly incomprehensible yet somehow catlike man says with an extravagant wave of his arm, gesturing towards the vendors, "really are my kind of people! They too like to make deals! They may not be the most talkative sort, but I feel at home here. Now, I don't plan on dealing in memories the way my colleagues do... But do beware if you wish to engage in a game of wits and wagers with Garfield, the Deals Warlock! Without any gold or coin to trade in, I may have to start making darker deals, if you want any of my wares." His eyebrows waggle a bit, in a playfully menacing way.
You are then led into the Fantasy Costco- or perhaps you didn't say a goddamn word and just walked in yourself, to see the sprawling shelves of magical goods- and either way, once you enter, you hear a nice upbeat jingle. And if you were one of those lucky few to not reference what the hell is going on aloud, yet still unlucky enough to enter this realm of sorcery and deals, you'd instead see the robed feline figure behind the counter, waving and welcoming you in.
What do you do?