[The woman that appears on the video has a wild mass of curls partially in her face, a lace gloved hand pressed to her cheek as she considers the woman on the other side of the monitor. Music plays softly in the background.]

Oh, another vampire. How cool. I met my first one here, so you're lucky if you knew them before this place. Sadly I haven't seen them that I know of, though I would have remembered a preacher. They can be kind of...

[She waves her hand, shaking her head.]

'm sure your preacher is delightful! Many of them are.

[Except the ones that help burn her at the stake.]

Also, not to be rude or anything, but have you tried swamp mud on those? It'll help things heal faster and leave little t'no scar.