Prompt A

[It's not too hard to figure out that people weren't kidding about this place being sort of dangerous when April leaves her room to go check things out for herself and... promptly regrets it. When she turns the corner, she comes face to face with an oversized rat that kind of seems to want to... eat her? Her eyes go wide, and she lets out a startled scream.]

Holy crap!

[Could just be her imagination, but she doesn't stick around long enough to find out, running as fast as she can back to her room, slamming the door behind her.]

Cool... note to self... bloodthirsty rodents.

[A step above Pawnee, if you ask her. The ones there are only vaguely threatening. Either way, she'll just stick to the network for now.]

Network | Video

[Still sort of out of breath from putting in actual effort at you know, anything, April takes to the airwaves from the relative safety of her own desk chair, legs crossed and spinning idly as she speaks.]

Sup, Wonderland? So, uh, anyone else almost get eaten today, or was that just me?