"Well, yeah? I think most people have? What with the books and the movies and TV shows and everything. Pretty sure there was a video game, too."

Though if this kid really thinks he's part of the actual Sherlock story then that probably makes zero sense to him.

"Buddy, if I could make a half-plausible story as the sort of insane crap Wonderland puts us through on the daily, I could be the greatest storyteller of all time."