+ CR meme! +

[vitaelamorte]

Has this ever happened to you? You have just purchased an entranceway for yourself and your characters, but find yourself in need of deep and meaningful connections!

Does your hero yearn for an innocent soul to protect from the cruelty of this dimension? Does your villain pine for the physical and/or emotional destruction of a hapless victim? Does your loner spend sleepless nights... well, being alone, and do you just want to kick the idiot, because how is that going to get me any threads?

Do any of those problems sound familiar?

THEN WE HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU!

If the feelings expressed towards this piece of fruit



accurately represent your emotions in regards to one or more characters and/or players currently residing in this game, then you have come to the right place! We proudly present the latest edition of the sparkling, dazzling and gluten-free

ENTRANCEWAY CR MEME

Just grab this form on your way to the comment field on this post and you're good to go!

<b>Name:</b> That's you, yes, YOU. Feel free to make up a cunning alias in order not to be discovered so easily. Although, on second thought, this is a CR meme. You should probably be able to be discovered and contacted easily. So... don't actually do what I just suggested. Just give us your name, that usually works great. <b>Character:</b> aka. the people you play and want more CR for <b>OOC Contact:</b> Where can you be reached for plotting, where is the best place to chat you up OOCly? Can be AIM, plurk, tumblr or anything else you want to provide! <b>Offering:</b> Here's the space for a quick summary of what people can expect from your character! What are they like? What do they usually do in Wonderland? What sort of interaction are THEY most likely to look for or provide? <b>Seeking:</b> Tell us what YOU are looking for! What sort of character(s) do you want to interact with, what kind of relationships or plots are you hoping to get, what is your character missing in their life? This is especially handy for any requests that might be difficult to pull off without a little nudge in the right direction. <b>Anything else?:</b> Missing some vital info that didn't really fit anywhere else? Feel like sharing a thoughtful poem or a GIF? Here's the place to do it!

Yes, mirror characters can absolutely tag along on the meme too, and no, there is no late to the party, you've got the whole weekend at the very least, so don't hesitate to comment whenever you see this, and if you're around early then don't forget to check back for people on the later pages!

Hopefully this should cover just about everything you need, so go mix and mingle and have fun! ♥

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[no_nonsense]

Name: Bubbles
Character: Susan Sto Helit | no_nonsense
OOC Contact: Feel free to PM this journal, or hit me up on plurk (hikuswing, or AIM (hikuswing) if you spot me!
Offering: Susan is the quintessential straight man. She's serious, pragmatic, and is nearly possible to shock/surprise/startle and/or amaze. If your character has super cool abilities, is from somewhere bizarre and difficult to explain, is some sort of mythical/supernatural/fairytale creature, is relentlessly wacky, or is between the ages of 2-19, then Susan might just be the CR for you. Guaranteed to take the piss out of nearly every serious situation, and sigh with resignation at least once, Susan Sto-Helit is dependable, super helpful, and can't be having with any of that sort of nonsense.

If you think this monochromatic Mary Poppins might be a good fit¹ for your character, she can be found having tea in any given, random tea room, on any given day, reading in the library, engaging in outdoor exercise, or just generally being stern with things.

Seeking: Susan has met Magical people, Non-Human people, Doctors, a Dragon, God, and a Fop. I am open to any and all CR with her because, so far, I can't think of anyone I don't want to harass. Continuing or building on CR she already has would be lovely, but as far as new CR goes...

Teen Wolf cast, yes you, I see you over there. Are you passing notes? In my class room? Turn off that cell phone at once or you might actually get that extremely important plot related phone call.

Now that I've caught up with this show, I really want to harass the lot of you. Teenagers who aren't in school? Unacceptable. Yes, so you're werewolves or empaths or ADHD, you still have to get a proper Education. You want that Education to include the Eldritch? Well, Susan can manage that. It's not like she's any stranger to the Myffic.²

Did I mention she's also scary good at Lacrosse? And that Discworld likes their sports especially violent.(This is actually Canon, which is weird because Discworld doesn't have the culture that invented it, but SHHHH.)

Frenchmen In Silly Outfits Who Blow Things Up Er...wait, there's a word for that. Oh, right--Musketeers (and any other folks from the general, surrounding two-centuries), get over here and let Susan politely harass the lot of you. I'm delighted she's gotten to bother Athos and his Mirror, already, but I don't intend to stop there.

Rigid politesse, intense scrutiny, and awkward(ly judgmental) conversations all around!

(Women, amirite?)

Once Upon A Time cast, I started harassing all of you, but then I was devoured by work. (To my great lament.) Now that I have time, I can get back on that. Want to gripe about Magic? Terrible evil monarchs? Horrible step-children with a touch of ~Destiny~ about them? The general ridiculousness of everything? Or if you just want to be painfully meta in your narration forever? We should do this.

Susan knows your pain, OUAT cast. She comes from a place where fairytale business happens so often, there's actually a physical element called Narrativium. Much like the Higgs-Boson, it exists just to give things (Narrative) weight and is never exactly where you think it ought to be. (It's all very quantum, really.) Tell her all your character's woes and watch as she just nods and agrees that 'young children really ought to stay out of forests, and, honestly, what is with woodcutters these days? It's like they want to be attacked by frock-wearing-wolves or trapped in magic trees.'

But wait, I haven't forgotten you, Supernatural cast. I've already harassed a few of you (to my great delight) and I'm just biding my time, waiting for the chance to move in on the rest of you, one by one do it to everyone else. I've not got any really brilliant ideas for how to manage this (or else I would have attempted it already) but soon.

...Soon.

(And, BTW, anyone not listed here, don't go thinking you're safe from my CR. There's just too many of you to list here individually.)

Anything else?: ***WARNING: In the interests of full-disclosure, anyone who volunteers their character to be subjected to Susan is inevitably signing up for extreme (and potentially footnoted) TL;DR. Encyclopedic knowledge of Discworld is not required for interaction, but it will likely be the end result.³

Additionally, if you haven't already, filling out Susan's Permissions Post would be greatly appreciated. (And, by that same token, if your character has a Permissions Post I've missed, I would greatly appreciate a link.)

And, because all the cool kids are doing it, have a gif of Susan's reaction to everything:

1 That is to say: a terrible fit, though likeminded characters will certainly not be turned away.
2 Myffic - n./adj. - A colloquialism of the Discworld used when one is talking about things Mythical, Religious, Eldritch, and Eternal, as opposed to regular, every-day Supernatural (specifically Non-Magical Supernatural) things. (But seriously, how weird does a place have to be that it needs a distinction like this? It's ridiculous.)
3 I'm not saying there's gonna be a test, but...^*
   *There's always a test.

[crybabybootleg]

God but you're so amazing, please just let me breathe the same air!

Um. Hahahaaa.... Jacuzzi's definitely a delinquent with street-casual poor Chicago kid grammar, in need of sorting out? Mostly he just needs someone to hand him tissues and look bothered while he's hysterically sobbing because live is terrifying.

Also he's still reeling with very recent limited canon knowledge of the existence of immortals, so.... there's that.

[no_nonsense]

Get over here and let me love you.

But, no really, we should clearly do this. Susan would love to sort out this poor kid and keep a (stern) watchful eye on him. And eventually we can traumatize him with who she actually is, because his Canon clearly wasn't doing enough of that already.

Also, given that he's a bootlegger and Susan is tired of tasting the Magic in all the alcohol she pulls out of the closets, she may have to get him to make her some legitimate Scumble. Or Counterwise Wine. Because that can't possibly go awry.

[strangeboy]

/sets musketeer down in front of you

[no_nonsense]

/scrutinizes politely

Hey, D'Artagnan, I hear you're pretty good with swords and also pro-revenge on creepy evil douche-bags. This is convenient because Susan would like to kill someone with extreme sword related, stabby enthusiasm and could use an instructor.

The fact that he's totally a teenager and she'll be afraid he's going to cut himself or run with scissors or something is immaterial.

[seekinghome]

How would she react to finding that Ed's never been in high school?

[no_nonsense]

With much frowning. I can't remember if she knows he's an alchemist or not, I will have to check...but if she does and/or learns he is, there will be so much verbal keysmashing.

HONESTLY, how long do uneducated Alchemists last? About as long as those with slow reflexes, but still. She'll just have to correct this.

[distract]

Lydia wants knowledge on ALL THE THINGS, so it's likely she would be the one to seek Susan out for the info.

[no_nonsense]

OMG yay. c:

Lydia is a straightforward young woman who has sense, and thinks things through, and is perpetually plagued by ridiculous supernatural business. She will be Susan's immediate favorite for obvious reasons.

Any and all the Eldritch knowledge she wants, Susan will totally provide.

[cheerleader]

Susan please be Claire's teacher. Please, she misses school already.

[no_nonsense]

I honestly wish I could come up with a witty, Heroes related response, but I just can't seem to think of anything that isn't *excited flailing because Claire*.

So, Yes. Yes, totally.

[thestormcomes]

yes they'll be the best of friends obviously

at least they share the same favorite color
black

[no_nonsense]

Obviously.

Can we count Cynicism as a color, because I think that might be more accurate.

[thepalehorseman]

/annual more things with Death here(also I am so sorry for not tagging that one log we still have going ;_;)

Also if you're looking to run into more Supernatural peeps, I'll throw Dick Roman her way :V

[no_nonsense]

(Oh psh, no worries.)

And yes, more Death is always welcome. I love all their threads and will continue to horde them gleefully. Also, I love Dick. You can never go wrong with Dick.

I'd like to fling Mirror!Susan at Dick eventually, since regular Susan will probably chat at him and then Nope right out of there (whether it's because he's a Politician or an Eldritch Horror, we may never know, but they're vaguely synonymous so whatever).

[speaksforthetrees]

/sobbing quietly at how good this cr post of all things is

[no_nonsense]

/harasses gently with footnotes

[redeyestakewarning]

Susan is perfect, and I feel like Kyuubey should show up on her bedside table one morning just to piss her off.

[no_nonsense]

Oh my god, yes, please. Kyuubey is welcome and encouraged to harass Susan for any reason, at any time, throughout perpetuity and the universe.

[tom_hanniger]

HI I just. Really need. Susan in my life. Weh.

idk if Tom would be of any interest to her whatsoever but he could use a good woman to tell him to man the fuck up.

[no_nonsense]

Ah sorry for the lateness

Oh my god, yes? Yes, please? Susan needs to be unknowing friends will all the crazy serial killers. Also, she's always down for telling wishy-washy people to get it together.

[sinkships]

TELL ME THE BOOKS I NEED TO READ

I've only read Witches Abroad, Equal Rites, some of Wyrd Sisters, (i like me some granny weatherwax), Small Gods and Pyramids.

[no_nonsense]

OMG. You can't just ask me a thing like that I'll say all of them, and Granny Weatherwax is the best ever.

Death Series -> Mort, Reaper Man, Soul Music, Hogfather, Thief of Time.

(My favorite is Thief of Time, negl, but they're all golden. Hogfather has an excellent movie on Netflix Instant.)

Also, anything with Moist Von Lipwig. I just--


HEY WAIT, THIS IS A CR MEME. WE SHOULD BE PLANNING CR.

[whatseparates]

Jack is literally the ages 3 and 20 at the same time and he can shoot bees out of his hands, maybe they should hang?

[no_nonsense]

Yes. Obviously. This should be a thing that happens.

Is he still subject to the Would You Kindly business? Because Susan is painfully polite enough to use that on a regular basis.