[Does Wonderland really need more shitty scientists? Survey says please god no spare us from this heinous bullshit there are children and innocent animes around. Too bad the forces of the universe don't give a shit about what anyone wants ever. And that's the waaaay the news goes.]
[So listen, interdimensional travel and all that is kind of Rick's bag, like his jam, man, but this whole "Wonderland" thing is just too bullshit. Wonderlands are, in his experience, always one of two things: cutesy creepy Disney crap, or edgy emo shit trying to be sexy. He has worked hard his whole damn career to keep from ending up on the Disney Channel, and despite his stint as a teenager and all evidence to the contrary, Rick Sanchez does NOT have an emo streak, thank you.]
[So with his portal gun suspiciously not working, the next best thing is clearly to start doing Science in the kitchen. Because that's where the Science goes. Also the cupboards seem to be constantly stocked with mediocre alcohol and he is ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT, SON. Science and Booze go together like bread and butter. Anyone who comes near the kitchen right now, I am so, so sorry.]
Don't fucking touch that, do you, do you have any idea what that shit does to organic matter? I-It'll melt your face off, just melt it right off, like we're talking that, that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, only a thousand times woUHHrse. Don't touch it, don't touch anything.
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[So listen, interdimensional travel and all that is kind of Rick's bag, like his jam, man, but this whole "Wonderland" thing is just too bullshit. Wonderlands are, in his experience, always one of two things: cutesy creepy Disney crap, or edgy emo shit trying to be sexy. He has worked hard his whole damn career to keep from ending up on the Disney Channel, and despite his stint as a teenager and all evidence to the contrary, Rick Sanchez does NOT have an emo streak, thank you.]
[So with his portal gun suspiciously not working, the next best thing is clearly to start doing Science in the kitchen. Because that's where the Science goes. Also the cupboards seem to be constantly stocked with mediocre alcohol and he is ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT, SON. Science and Booze go together like bread and butter. Anyone who comes near the kitchen right now, I am so, so sorry.]
Don't fucking touch that, do you, do you have any idea what that shit does to organic matter? I-It'll melt your face off, just melt it right off, like we're talking that, that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, only a thousand times woUHHrse. Don't touch it, don't touch anything.