[Yeah, well, she's got a lot to cover. Like a lot. Especially since it seems like Jane doesn't remember anything here... So call it a year to cover... Give or take a few months.
She gives a little sigh, holding her hands up to start over. She wasn't good at the whole being the responsible one with all the answers. Ok, time to focus.]
Ok, so. This place - it's Wonderland, like fell down the rabbit hole and whaddup psycho Red Queen with an army of mirrors and a weird core thing on the other side. [She's not even gonna get into the Jabberwocky, ok bad non-existent memories of being eaten by the thing are gonna be for a later date.] The closets are magic. The mansion is magic. The beach? Magic. The rooms? Magic. [Are you starting to pick up the trend here, Jane? Darcy is already climbing out of the fountain, trying to be a nice person and not drag Jane along since they'd probably both end up soaked.]
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She gives a little sigh, holding her hands up to start over. She wasn't good at the whole being the responsible one with all the answers. Ok, time to focus.]
Ok, so. This place - it's Wonderland, like fell down the rabbit hole and whaddup psycho Red Queen with an army of mirrors and a weird core thing on the other side. [She's not even gonna get into the Jabberwocky, ok bad non-existent memories of being eaten by the thing are gonna be for a later date.] The closets are magic. The mansion is magic. The beach? Magic. The rooms? Magic. [Are you starting to pick up the trend here, Jane? Darcy is already climbing out of the fountain, trying to be a nice person and not drag Jane along since they'd probably both end up soaked.]
C'mon, grand tour time. Let's roll.