Dimensions don't bring people anywhere, champ. If it's alive and sentient and capable of moving people around realities and timelines then it's not a dimension.
[It's something else, like some big powerful such-and-such that thinks it's a god. Or it's an alien simulation, or it's a computer, or it's a powerful monster's dream, man, the list goes on and on and on and Rick has experienced just about every single iteration of bullshit semi-sentient people-kidnapping "universes."]
[Rick's just gonna scoot his portal gun away from Ford. That's his only real chance of getting home. Can't have this random sciencey guy fucking with/destroying/breaking/stealing/etc it.]
There's only one of these babies, so if you've heard stories, you've heard about the knock-offs. Eeeeveryone who's not a Rick thinks they can just, just go ahead and build a portal gun, but I can guarantee you it won't match the range or power, or it'll have some kind of bullshit limitation. Ain't no gun like a Sanchez gun.
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[It's something else, like some big powerful such-and-such that thinks it's a god. Or it's an alien simulation, or it's a computer, or it's a powerful monster's dream, man, the list goes on and on and on and Rick has experienced just about every single iteration of bullshit semi-sentient people-kidnapping "universes."]
[Rick's just gonna scoot his portal gun away from Ford. That's his only real chance of getting home. Can't have this random sciencey guy fucking with/destroying/breaking/stealing/etc it.]
There's only one of these babies, so if you've heard stories, you've heard about the knock-offs. Eeeeveryone who's not a Rick thinks they can just, just go ahead and build a portal gun, but I can guarantee you it won't match the range or power, or it'll have some kind of bullshit limitation. Ain't no gun like a Sanchez gun.
[Of course it's useless right now, so.]