[Teleportation feels weird. Not weird in the way Harry Potter made it sound like it would be. There's no weird bellybutton yanking or anything. It's more like having his shape changed without his consent. Is that a form of shapeshift-rape? Magic is complicated.

But before long, he's standing in the middle of Billy's glorious nerdcave. He walks in a wide circle as he listens, taking in his surroundings.]

How many of those years involved Avengers? Avengers should be able to wrap up something like this before lunchtime.

...By the way, do you have snacks?