[Sans does not do stairs. I mean, okay, his and Papyrus's house had a grand total of like six stairs, and he only uses them if he thinks Papyrus is looking. Otherwise, man. That's just a whole lot of exercise he doesn't need in his life.]
[Stairs are only useful for making yourself feel tall and for convenient seating. So he's just sitting smack in the middle of the staircase, fiddling with the communicator and snickering over some punny text messages when lo and behold...]
well dang. the underground's own celebrity, here in wonderland. i'm guessing this isn't cause you're on tour, huh?
[Being shy and awkward around celebrities is for people who care more.]
that is literally the best username
[Stairs are only useful for making yourself feel tall and for convenient seating. So he's just sitting smack in the middle of the staircase, fiddling with the communicator and snickering over some punny text messages when lo and behold...]
well dang. the underground's own celebrity, here in wonderland. i'm guessing this isn't cause you're on tour, huh?
[Being shy and awkward around celebrities is for people who care more.]