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[ en ] tranceway . m . o . d . s. ([personal profile] vitaelamorte) wrote in [community profile] entranceworks2016-05-21 12:32 am
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+ ENTRANCEWAY TEST DRIVE MEME +

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!

You are overjoyed at the sound of a new voice, you are drawn into the nostalgic delights of an old favourite, you are captivated with curiosity about a new game, entertained by the eventuality of your participation AND YET--



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devilsavocado: (the devil; shit too much screen)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-05-21 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ how dare you pun at me sir

But you ask a good question so let me tell you the answer. Matt has been absorbed enough in his endeavor that he had been ignoring the weird rando skeleton because let's face it, you start to ignore weird stuff when you can hear butterflies flap their tiny wings. As long as it doesn't have a pulse it can't hurt you, he would say, before this moment in which a thing without a pulse started talking to him.

Look, Sans, if you could see Matt's face behind his bandanna-mask thing, he would look shocked. Instead he looks kind of just put out, but definitely nonplussed. nbd, weird voice attached to a skeleton. A ninja knows better than to wear his emotions on his sleeve. Says the guy who cries in the first episode.
]

I was afraid of that. [ But really tho. ] So is there another way?
punful: (what can i say i'm humerus)

[personal profile] punful 2016-05-21 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[You know what doesn't have a pulse that can hurt you, Mattie? Germs. Bacteria that gets into cuts and stuff. I'm telling you to take better care of yourself Mattie because gawdamn. You're gonna die of a freaking staph infection and no one will be surprised.]

[Anyway.]

[Sans can't see the guy's face, and his voice gives nothing away, which is all rather fascinating. One of Sans's best skills is in reading people, but with this guy's face all covered, it's virtually impossible. Considering his eyes are covered, maybe he can't see Sans at all, or maybe he just doesn't have eyes. Can that happen to humans? Humans are weird.]

[He chuckles and shrugs.]


nah, not really. you're kinda stuck here, same as the rest of us. guess you haven't read the pamphlet yet, huh?
devilsavocado: (the devil; his dues)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-05-21 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ No one can see germs, okay. I'd say infection is the least of Matt's worries but considering how often he gets injured, it's a real threat, you know.

Considering Matt is used to hearing heartbeats and smelling sweat and junk, this is by far the most unnerving conversation he's ever had. With a sentient skeleton.
]

But the fence is right there.

[ He even gestures toward it. There's some kind of space/time law being broken here and Matt is having none of it. Trust me, Sans, you would have a field day if this was "normal unassuming blind laywer" Matt. In fact, some of that emotion bleeds in a little because no one can keep a straight face through a word like pamphlet. ]

There wasn't seriously a pamphlet, was there?
punful: (interrupting cow who?)

[personal profile] punful 2016-05-21 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Get health insurance that doesn't consist of crashing in hot nurses' apartments, Mattie.]

heh, right? [He even takes a step toward the fence, just to see it not get closer against all physical laws.]

pretty wild, yeah? i'm pretty sure it's magic. not sure spacetime is supposed to bend that way.

[Though boy can it twist into interesting shapes.]

there was. should stick those in doctor's offices. along with the, "your body is changing, what does it mean?" and "how to improve your bullet patterns in 3 easy steps." just slip it in there with those--"what to do in the event of dimensional displacement."

...also that second one might just be specific to monsters. you can ignore that one. assuming your human.
devilsavocado: (the devil; sup)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-05-22 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ has Tony Stark invented hero health insurance yet

But magic is a whole bunch of hoo-haw anyway, everyone knows that stuff's not real!! Matt just scoffs.
]

I guess I must have missed it. [ Or it was printed on glossy paper, that stuff always screws with him. He does not sound amused. ]

And uh, yeah I am. Human, I mean.

[ Is that why you're a talking skeleton, Sans? ]
punful: (interrupting cow who?)

[personal profile] punful 2016-05-22 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Man he loves it when people here don't believe in magic. It's seriously hilarious. Like, what, do they also not believe in water or gravity?]

it's in the network archives. i'm sure there's physical copies, too. bet you could find audio versions as well.

[He's still not sure if this guy has eyes. But he can hear at least, so.]

well, you're in luck. there's a boatload of humans around here.
devilsavocado: (DuzJ8CM)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-05-23 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess I'll look it up.

[ And listen to it, duh. We can't all read text, that's what screenreaders are for. ]

I take it you're... not human, then. You've always been like this?

[ I mean hey at least that means Matt probably won't get turned into a skeleton, that's great news. ]
punful: (tfw the pun makes them bust a rib)

[personal profile] punful 2016-05-25 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
good plan. it's real helpful.

nope. i'm a skeleton monster. and yeah, always been "like this." before you ask, nah, wasn't resurrected or anything like that.
devilsavocado: (surprised; intrigued)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-05-26 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's... uh.

[ I mean he can't even tell if you're lying or not man, you don't have a pulse. ]

How?
punful: (interrupting cow who?)

[personal profile] punful 2016-05-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
magic. i'm a monster.
devilsavocado: (the devil; closeup)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-05-28 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
A monster?

[ He'd sound more incredulous if the proof wasn't standing right there in front of him. ]

So like, vampires and werewolves, that kind of monster?
punful: (what you got a bone to pick with me?)

[personal profile] punful 2016-05-29 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
i mean, i know an ice wolf? he throws ice blocks in the water for a living. or he used to, anyway. guess he must be retired by now. and i think i met a vampire here once, but there aren't any underground.

"monsters" is kind of a loose term, to be honest. describes a whole lot of different people.