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I'm leaving room for when the shit really hits the fan. If this follows any good adventure story, this is just the opening number.

Try vodka. There's an endless supply and you'll either feel like a 4 midway through the bottle or you'll stop caring.

_[Win/win.]

Edited 2016-05-25 03:31 (UTC)

[ Dude... ]

I'm fifteen.

[ Not that it seems likely that Wonderland has an age restriction on alcohol, but still... ]

Luckily, I don't think there's a story to any of this. Unless it was written by someone high, like the actual book...

[ Kind of ruined her own point with that last bit. ]

_{[What's your point??? Other than making him feel old.]}

You never forget your first vodka tonic. More tonic water than vodka if you prefer.

All the world's a stage or something. Someone smart said that once, I think. _{[Shakespeare, he knows. But one must maintain appearances.]} I have a feeling the genre to this story's going to be horror. Let's pray the queen with the decapitation fetish is in a good mood.

[ Literally only to make you feel old. Obviously. ]

So do all of the adults here suggest teenagers get drunk, or is it just you?

Great, trapped in a horror story. Just like I always wanted. [ Sarcasm translates through text, right? ] If she's not, I'm letting you go first.

_{[Who says he's an adult? He could be an experienced adolescent drunk... which had actually been true back in the day when he'd still needed a fake ID, so.]}

Only the not incredibly boring ones. This is Wonderland. Rules ceased to apply the moment your passport was stamped.

And get in the way of her making friends with more lost kids? Wouldn't dream of it.

_{[Have fun.]}

[ He comes across like an adult, okay. Like an immature, smartass adult, but an adult all the same. ]

I think I'll still pass. I'd rather be sober and aware if something goes horribly wrong.

You won't have much choice in the matter if I'm already gone. I'm sure I could outrun you.

[ She's in good shape, she'll leave you in the dust. ]

_{[She's... probably right about the outrunning part given he's also a heavy smoker on top of a heavy drinker. Marathon endurance, thy name is not Eliot.

Here's hoping he won't have to move faster than a brisk walk while here because Margo and her gun aren't around to save his ass this time.]}

Suit yourself.

There's a terrible pun waiting to happen but I'm gracious enough not to use it. So. How's that culture shock coming along?

[ Pun? She sees no pun that can be used against anything she's written, but she's glad all the same that he's opted to not use it. Puns are Not Funny. ]

It's going fine. I've already made friends with all of the flowers and pulled a whole closet out of another closet.

[ More sarcasm, naturally. The culture shock is still rocking her hard, but like she's going to admit that to him. Hah. ]

How's that quest to corrupt everyone under the age of 18 coming along?

_{[She can't be too hard on herself. The enlightenment of true wit is reserved for the 18+ crowd--she'll get there eventually.]}

Make a walk-in closet out of all those closets and I'll be impressed. Could get used to the McMansion with proper room for a wardrobe.

And nature will run its course, so. I'd say successful. I'll still take the credit if you're offering, though.

[ Oh, is he supposed to have been being witty? She must have missed it. ]

That seems excessive. Make your own walk-in closet if you really have that many clothes to deal with. Or, stop pulling so many clothes out of the closet in the first place.

[ She might be used to having a large closet at home and a decently sized wardrobe, but it's not like he has to know that. Nor is she actually going to try pulling closets out of closets. That's just stupid. ]

Credit rescinded. If you're letting nature do all the work, you hardly deserve it.

Oh. Is this one of those sad low income stories where your closet doubles as your washroom because you live in a trailer park and only have three outfits to your name? Sorry, I didn't know.

You clearly need my help. I'll be like your fairy godmentor; tell me your bad habit of choice and I'll work my magic.

_{[How long can he keep this up before the other person gets tired of him fucking around. Let's find out.]}

Of course it's not!! My family is far from being "low income" for your information! I'm just saying that if you haven't got the room for the clothes here, learn how to restrain yourself!

[ Y-you totally didn't touch a nerve or anything!!! Don't be stupid... ]

You sound more like a fairy demonmentor. And I don't have any bad habits nor do I want to pick any up! I hope someone writes up a restraining order to make sure you stay at least a mile away from any children around here.

[ Well, she hasn't stopped texting yet, so she can't be that tired of his fucking around. Or more likely, she thinks he's actually being serious. ]

Five exclamation points in the span of a single text. Should I be concerned?

_{[Someone might not want a drink, but it seems like they're on their way to needing one.]}

That doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Unclench, I was messing with you. You can get off the phone with the sex offender registry.

On second thought, don't. The Mad Hatter could be around here somewhere. You might be needing that restraining order soon.

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