+ ENTRANCEWAY TEST DRIVE MEME +

[vitaelamorte]

Has this ever happened to you?!

The theory is beautiful but the practice is ehhhh, the spirit is willing but the flesh needs canon revision, the muse is new and the task is daunting, and people on plurk were like OMG GO APPLY but you were like eehhhhhhhhhhh again and entranceway, what is it with this weird game and questionable run-on sentences in its memes is there no law is there no order is there no country for old men or young men or a bigger animanga cast WILL I LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS AND THE EXPECTATIONS SOCIETY PLACES UPON ME WHY ARE YOU STILL TYPING LOOK I JUST WANT TO PLAY A FEW THREADS AND SEE HOW THAT CHARACTER WORKS OUT IN THIS GAME oh wait you just want to play a few threads and see how that character works out in this game this game of wonderful Wonderlands well then

THEN STEP RIGHT UP AND SEIZE OPPORTUNITY BY THE--



--uhhhh, beard. Beard! I meant beard. Seize... seize it by the... beard and come meet your fellow cast and players at the... family-friendly, wholesome and healthy, entirely safe for work

♥ ENTRANCEWAY
TEST DRIVE MEME ♥

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Comments

[mydude]

[Taako. Can't. Believe this. It's here. The whole goddamn building. And then holy shit!!!! It's that guy!]

Garfield! My favorite rube!

[Taako leans casually against the counter.]

Soooo. Are you really here or have I finally fucking lost it?

[thedealswarlock]

Taaaaaako. Always a pleasure to see a fellow practitioner in the art of deal-making!

[Garfield's smiling and being friendly, but. He certainly just tensed up a bit, too. He's on guard, and he's not getting ripped off by this guy a third time.]

It's me, Garfield, in the flesh! I had to move my business somewhere, after all, once I'd finished up with the Bureau! This place isn't quite what I had in mind- and I was somewhat hoping to move somewhere away from you, but sometimes you've just got to roll with the punches in this business!

[mydude]

Yeah, I have a way of turning up where I'm not wanted. And where I am not wanting to be. It's a lot of bullshit for everyone involved.

[Taako looks around, surprised to see the store looks pretty much as it always does. Huh.]

So...you got all this from the closets?

[thedealswarlock]

Well, just know that you're aaaalways welcome here in the Fantasy Costco! So long as you've got something worthwhile to trade, of course! I'd ask for gold, but unfortunately you just can't rely on that kind of currency in this economy.

Some of it came from the closets, yes! The only real hard part was getting it from the closets all the way down here. Sure, I can just magically float it all down here, but it's just so time consuming to move so many boxes of slim jims or pringles or whatever, you know?

[That is indeed, what most of the Fantasy Costco is stocked with- food, basic supplies, all in bulk, of course. Mundane goods. The aisle of magical goods is, noticeably, rather sparse, carrying only an immovable rod, a no-sodium salt shaker, a tankard of potent drink, and the mystery bag which is probably just another goldfish.

There is also a sign that says "Sorry! We no longer sell the Slicer of T'pire-Weir Isles."]

[mydude]

[Taako spots the sign and internally gloats for a moment before returning his attention to Garfield.]

So I guess this place fucks with your usual specialty a little, huh? Closets aren't so hot on giving us anything too powerful.

[Or else they'd get something that'd let them fucking leave.]

You gonna live out here too? Or did you get a room?

[thedealswarlock]

[Garfield notices what Taako is looking at, and, although he's still smiling, his expression does just look the slightest bit more annoyed. Stocking that thing was just, the worst decision he's ever made in his life, really.]

Yes, unfortunately, the closets don't seem to give anything of the sort! What little magical stock there is, I had to get from my fellow merchants! Though, their prices are a bit... steep, hence the limited supply here. I'm trying to wear them down, but they just don't seem to have much interest in wits and wagers! Just no appreciation at all for the wonderful dark arts of merchantry!

[He's not against making some sacrifices for his craft- he's certainly going to be making more of them in the future. But he'd really rather not lose more memories than he has to.]

Oh, who needs a bedroom, or sleep?? I'm going to be spending all my time right here, making deeeeals! Fantasy Costco is open 24 hours, after all!

[...Is he joking? It's kind of hard to tell.]