+ ENTRANCEWAY TEST DRIVE MEME +

[vitaelamorte]

Has this ever happened to you?!

The theory is beautiful but the practice is ehhhh, the spirit is willing but the flesh needs canon revision, the muse is new and the task is daunting, and people on plurk were like OMG GO APPLY but you were like eehhhhhhhhhhh again and entranceway, what is it with this weird game and questionable run-on sentences in its memes is there no law is there no order is there no country for old men or young men or a bigger animanga cast WILL I LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS AND THE EXPECTATIONS SOCIETY PLACES UPON ME WHY ARE YOU STILL TYPING LOOK I JUST WANT TO PLAY A FEW THREADS AND SEE HOW THAT CHARACTER WORKS OUT IN THIS GAME oh wait you just want to play a few threads and see how that character works out in this game this game of wonderful Wonderlands well then

THEN STEP RIGHT UP AND SEIZE OPPORTUNITY BY THE--



--uhhhh, beard. Beard! I meant beard. Seize... seize it by the... beard and come meet your fellow cast and players at the... family-friendly, wholesome and healthy, entirely safe for work

♥ ENTRANCEWAY
TEST DRIVE MEME ♥

►► Test your shiniest and brand newest muses! Bring an old voice and try Wonderland's setting and population on for size! See how that Mirror personality fits your character! Post a top level comment, tag into other people's starters, enjoy yourself!

►► Thread out your character's arrival, have them act the long-established resident, let our past events inspire your scene, or write up literally any Wonderland-based scenario you feel like threading out!

►► If you want to take it a step further, check out our NAVIGATION for all the game info you'll need, and our INPUT & INQUIRIES page for any missing pieces. If that's got you convinced, the pages for RESERVES and APPLICATIONS are right there for you!

►► Please only note that any threads made as part of the test drive meme are not game canon, and cannot be used for the activity check OR as samples for any future applications. Thank you for understanding!

AND THAT IS ALL, NOW GO GRAB 'EM AND HAVE FUN!

Comments

[krmvgivv]

[Wow, look, it's an instant look of annoyance from the resident 12 year old nerd who just wanted to get at his leftover spaghetti.]

So why is it in the kitchen? And why are you drinking while you work with it? That seems like a really terrible idea.

[wriggedywrecked]

[A normal human being would be slightly concerned about swearing so eloquently in front of a child. Rick is about six light years away from normal human. He barely even acknowledges that anyone is talking.]

Because kitchens are the second-best place for cleaning up spills, and the bathrooms are t-too small. What is this, thir--twenty questions?

[krmvgivv]

[Dipper has been in Wonderland and off the Disney channel long enough that he isn't cringing at the swearing anymore, but he still looks annoyed.]

What, do labs not exist in your world?

[wriggedywrecked]

Obviously, if I had a lab in this dumb world I would be there, and not in this stupid kitchen. Even if there is a lab somewhere in this, this, this labyrinthine building from M.C. Escher's worst nightmares, do I look like I have, have the time to go looking for it? [He waves an Erlenmeyer flask filled with neon green liquid in it at the annoying small tree-themed child.] I'm a busy man. Got, got places to be.

[krmvgivv]

You can make a lab. Just go into an empty room and ask for whatever science-y stuff you want. [Dipper rolls his eyes, annoyed.] And you're trapped here while time stands still. You have all the time you could possibly want.

[wriggedywrecked]

[Massive eyeroll right back atcha.] Oh yeah, sure, yeah, like I'm, I'm gonna trust a fUUHHcking room that just. Just transforms itself into [fingerquotes]"whatever" [more fingerquotes] "I" [EVEN MORE FINGERQUOTES] "want." It's like they're not even trying with this place. Don't patronize me, kid, I know when I'm a time bubble in a pocket dimension.

[He hits some buttons on one of his makeshift bullshit science devices. The thing beeps and a red light blinks. Rick abruptly knocks it onto the floor.] Even with my fucking scanner not working, I can tell what's, what's going on.

[krmvgivv]

You do realize that unless you happened to have all this stuff on you when you came here, you're getting it through the same methods that the room would transform? [Yep, not gonna stop patronizing him.] Least you could do is be consistent about your paranoia.

[wriggedywrecked]

[Why is this child even still here oh my god.] What, like I'm gonna skip around dimensions without boron on hand? Holy fuck do you ever stop talking?

[krmvgivv]

I don't know, do you ever stop playing with dangerous chemicals in public places? [So no. The answer is no.]

[wriggedywrecked]

You're gonna get fUUHHRRaceful of dangerous chemicals if you don't leave me alone.

[krmvgivv]

Wow, it almost sounds like I have a point and you don't want to admit it.

[wriggedywrecked]

[Urge to melt child into goo rising.] Yeah, wow, yeah, you definitely owned me there kid. Really got me there. Yeah, 9-1-1, hello, I'd like to report a burn victim, yeah, genius scientist got his ass totally handed to him by an eight-year-old. Pretty brutal, man. Clearly the eight-year-old kn-knows what's up and isn't an annoying little self-important shit who's picking fights with the guy holding the beakers of face-melting chemicals.